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caJl.s she a00 talks
about him to anyone
who cares to listen.
And now she has
taken reels of photos
ol Milko dunng his
milrwy duty stmt in
Rome Gma, a proles.
s1onal published
photographe'r, hopes
that her portfolio of
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Jou Riven dear-
ly doesn't brook much
from Elizabeth
Taylor, Nancy Re.cu. Prince.•
CaroUoe. or Heidi
Abt amowttz. Heidi
who? She's the oh-so-
loose-hvmg figment of
Joan's comic imagina-
t ion, who. as Joanlells
11, LS on familiar terms
wrlh every single
fellow 1n the American
Armed forces. And
that's iust the half of it.
Now rt looks hke Ms.
A. may be immortaJ-
rzed between two
covers. Not bed
Roter VadiaL the.Jormer
huwand uf Br1ahte &rdot.
writ drrc:c1 the cas. iv movie
vn111on of B.B.'s Ille. An
unknown ac.1resc; yet 10 be
CMt wlll play the blond pouty-
mou1hf!<f ~x k111en. Brigitte
hf'tc,eif, suit 1n rctrremenl In
Sa111t: Tropez (except for an oc-
c11111onAI puhllr appearance 10
Save rhc ~als), is reportedly
furious 6bout the ~roject and
llhoUI Vddtm'~ V8r1icrpation.
"She will 1101 be cooperating
111 any way. )f1ape or form
with VJd1111 or the movie,"
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Hont18-Prtmuz. And when
11 rn111es lu BnJ(ltte Bardot,
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th 111g. 11 't•\1-c t. .. pas'
covers .. book covers. Heidi
rs so hot that several pub-
hshers are thinking of bank-
rolling a .book that would
speak volumes about her.
"I never watch The Tomsht
Show," says amJable second banana Ed McMabon. .. ,
treat th& show as if rt were
live. Within 30 mjnutes, I
can't even remember who the
gue.sts were." Not that alter
almost 22 years Ed would like
to say "Good Night" to
TofliSht. "Once I start t~e
show. momentum takes
over," he says. "I might be dy-
ing of Hong 'Kong flu, but
from the moment I hear the
announcer caJI my name. the
show is never
a chore."
Khn Never Say Never
A8ain BMln.cer has her first
starring role in the Keith
Barish produaion of 9*
Weeks. But don't confuse it
with the old film B*, or the
st1ll-runn ing Broadway
musical. Nine. which is based
on the old 8*· 9* W«ks is
described as "an obsessive
love story" in the very racy
tradition of las/ Tango in
Paris. All involved are hoping
that at the box office it will be
No. 1. That's the number
Hollywood likes best
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By Bud Collins
The phone rings at 8:00, as it
does almost every morning in
one of a never.ending string of
hotel rooms on Ute endless
road. It's the first test of the day for the
somnolent and, at this hour. unwilling
reflexes of a woman who has made
millions WKlt her reflexes: Christine
M~rie Evert Lloyd.
"It's not the wake-up call, not yet."
she later explains. "It's so I can call the
valet early enough to get same-<iay ser-
vice on my laundry. I send it out. and
go back to sleep for a while."
Chris Evert Lloyd. whose face would
be recognized by patrons of laun-
dromats on every continent, deals with
the daily clump of soiled clothing and
sweaty tennis duds herself -just like
everybody else. That doesn't mean she
has to drag it to the machines. and
monitor, and fold. Chrissie can weJI af-
ford the exorbitant hotel charges on
T-shirts and socks - and besides. it's
deductible. But she doesn't have a
traveling secretary, mother, coach or
friend to help her now, as she
sometimes has had in the past. She
doesn't even have a husband now.
Llfe in this 15th season as a player of
internationally feared talent is in some
ways about the same as it was when,
leaving her teens. Chrissie began to
trot the globe without her wise and lov-
ing mother, Colette Evert. It's Chr\.ssie
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against the world of strong-armed and
covetous women , most of whom grew
up admiring and emulating her,
ponytailing their hair and ~itioning
their hands. both of them, on the
backhand. But there's a difference now.
In a world she long commanded. she
a mently plays second racket to Mar-
tina Navratilova.. In the French Open,
which runs from May 28 to June 10,
she11 try to change that.
Chrissie is also encountering a new
sense of loneliness. She is paned from
John Lloyd, her handsome English
husband of five years, and a
tournament-faring pro himself, though
well below her in ranking and ac-
complishments. So it's been a dual
frustration: She's facing the feeling
that she may never find the right guy,
or the right oombination to beat
NavratiJova. the woman who has
nesated her force like Darth Vader in a
short skirt.
If this is upsetting to you and me and
all those Chrissie-watchers -some of
whom began their adoring vigil back in
1970 when. as a schoolgirl pipsqueak
of 15. she bested the world's No. 1,
Margaret Court. to win a tourney in
North Carolina -Chrissie herself isn't
buying.
"I've never feJt better about myselr,"
she says, and the verve in her voice
underlines that assertion. "Not too long
ago, I might have said that, and I would
have been putting up a brave front. It
would have been a pat statement made
Oiris hos l«1m«l Iii~ "doon t nec:atarily
work out IM way you thought it would. "
by someone very insecure.
"Earlier in my career when people
said I was emotionless, I was really pro-
tecting myself. I cried in private.
Sometimes I was practically sick with
anxiety before a match. But my father
taught me never to let anything show.
Never give your opponent a lift that
way. And it was a way to deal with.in-. ~ secunty.
"The insecurity is gone. I've come to
"W~ knew it would ~ hard. but we
lhoutJ/tt we could ~ it worlt n
trusa my iNdncts. Which, luckily. are
f)Od. But i(a taken me a Iona time to
readl this point.
"You know, I think it takes tennis
players ~ to srow up than other
j>eop1e. We re ao pampered after we
recnanition, IO protected
. world. rm stW hying to
and." she says with a laugh.
m aetttna there."
At she has learned that life
"doesn't necessarily work out the way
you thought it wou1d at 16" -her age
the year ol her spedaW1ar U.S. Open
debut. Nervelealy, she descended on
New '1brt Oty's rore.t Hills aadium
and pranced ~ • crowd of estab-
lished remaJe tennis stars all the way to
the semifinals. For her 1V comifi8"0Ut,
during the second round, she sl\188ed
her way out of six match-point traps to
beat hsvily favored Mary Ann Eisel.
"Back then there was no way I oouJd
have imaQined still playing at my age. I
usumed fd be married and have three
kids by now. 1 still have strong family
feelinss," says Evert IJoyd. the second
eldest among five children. "but they'll
have to wait until I am thJ"OUlh playing,
at led two more years.
"I have no regrets. thouBh. that it
hasn't worked out that way.'
It was in November 1983 that her in·
stin<:is led her away from both terr
nis and her husband. (The oouple
announced a separation in lme Janu·
ary.) "I reali2ed f had to get away co~
pletety, from everyone and.ewrything.''
is how she desaibes a three-month
sabbatical from the tour, which ended
at the C.OmputerLand U.S. Women's In-
doors tournament in East Hanover. NJ
near the end of February. "I'd never
spent so much time not ooJy away
from tennis, but with myself. My in-
stincts were tellin~ to slow down and do some thin · "
"Mainly. I aayed friend! in Los
Anaeles where I had my own room and WM on my own. I hadn't seen
much of John in 1983. and I decided
that I had to be by myseU to under·
stand what was happening. That's why
we made an announcement of the sep-
aration. John has been wonderful. He
understands. He's been dignified. very
respectful with me and my family.
"lt's possible that we'll get together
again someday. There's been no talk of
divorce. But now I need time alone."
So there is that regretted pile of
wash, hung by Ch~ so typically out
front. not in the basement. •·r don't like
talking a.bout my problems. But I do
feel an obligation to the public. I've
lived in the public eye. and some of it .,
has been great. Some not so great •
Something as sensitive as a marriage in S
trouble isn't any fun to talk about. But ~
we did oonsent to go public with our I
wedding. so now I feel I have to say a
few things about the present .... ·: . ~
Having lost her preemlnent pos1uon
in the game to Martina Navratilova.
Chrissie was a loser in love, too. Both
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seemed inevitable. Champions get
overtaken. Marriages linking prom~
nent tennis players don't necessarily
work. The most recent that did was
probably the 1926 joining of first-rate
English players Bitty McKane · and
L.e.Slie Godfree, a a>Uple either so
together. or so oblivious, that they
even won the Wimbledon mixed
doubles in roncert. (No married pair
has rome close to winning a major
mixed in the 57 intervening years.)
But the Godfrees inhabited a lo~
vanished tennis era. a time when the
game was essentially an amateur pas-
time. making few if any of the demands
prevalent today. Travel was slight.
money nonexistent. ac;tulation limited.
The Lloyds shouldered heavy odds,
however. It's tough enough for one
spouse to deal with the planetary
schedules. the vagane! ·or winning and
losing. the attendant exaJting or batter·
Ing of status and ego. Then. imagine
two infrequent bed.fellows trying to
reach the same goals along the sepa-
rate tracks of male and female circuits.
John. 29. a good player who repre-
sents Great Britain in the Davis Cup,
ranked as high as 23rd among the men
just prior to his marriage. B.ut he began
tumbling almost as soon as they left the
church, sublimating his career to hers.
and falling tower as the two seemed
happiest, down to the 300's on the pro
computer printouts. ~uriously. as word
spread of the Lloyds disenchantment.
he began to reverse the trend and had
recovered, to 17th, at the time of the
split. His combative juices don't bubble
as fiercely as hers. and sometimes that
bothered her. As history had predicted.
it wasn't clicking. · ·
"It isn't just tennis players that have
trouble." she says. "We knew it would
be hard with all the traveling apart
from each other, but we thought we
could make it work. It wasn't a tennis
problem or an ego problem."
And then there is that other agon-
izing separation -from the No. 1
(Women's Tennis Association) ranking
with which she cohabited for so long.
AJ the official conclusion of the 1983
Women ·s Virginia Slims finale at New
York's Madison Square Garden in
March 1984, Navratilova crushed Evert
Lloyd for the ninth straight time over a
stretch of 15 months.
It didn't seem right. Not for a certified
alkime star. winner of a record 126
professional tournaments. including at
least one of the four major champion-
ships every year -for a record lO suc-
cessive years
Even Martina seemed chagrined.
saying. "I feel a little guilty about
beating a great champion so much."
Not that it impelled her to desist. Her
rime has come, the great offense break-
ing down the great defense. Navrat~
lova. trailing 4-20 at one time in 12
years, cut Even Lloyd's margin to
30-27 with the New York victory.
While some have been saying that
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Chrissie has arrived at, hackneyed ex-
pressions aside, the "crossroads," the
fact is she would stiJI be undisputed
champ except for one factor beyond
her celebrated control: the ascension of
Navratilova. Evert Uoyd hasn't declined.
She feels, and with justification, "I
haven't yet played my best tennis.
"Rmht now, Martina is playing better
than f am. My goal is to reach my full
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age 31
The f nendly neighborhood where
Chrissie is detenmned to sabotage the
Navratilova juggernaut IS a leafy
enclosure within Paris's Bots de
Boulogne. a renowned rennis play·
ground called Roland Garros. "That's
my rerritory, .. Evert Lloyd says with the
assurance of a woman who has won
rhe supreme day<e>urt test. the French
championship, a record-<ying five
times during eight visits.
"Gotta stop Martina's Grand Slam."
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Evert Lloyd's voice, even though she
considers Navratilova a friend. Since
Martina has won three of the Big Four
utle:S in a row -Wimbledon. U.S. and
Al,lStraJian -she will be credited wnh
a rare Grand Slam iJ she seizes rhe
fourth. the French. a feat 1ha1 has
eluded Even Lloyd's reach
Paris in spring has usually been a
tra-la-tra-la time for Evert Uoyd. whose
relentless groundstrokes have won her
45 of 48 matches at Roland Garros (and
championships in 1974. '75. '79. '80
and '83) since her C.OntinentaJ bow m I
1973. Navratilova also broke in at Pans
11 years ago and hasn't done badly at
the French champion.ship either. wm·
ning one title (1982), and posting a 2J.5
match record.
"But Martina has never beaten me
on the clay," Chrissie said after that I
ninth consecutive loss. absorbed on a
quick plastic carpet inside Madi.son
Square Garden. The slower. eanhen
surface has been a killing ground for
Chrissie. highly suited to her baseline
bombarding, Her staggenng profes-
sional stats on day: victories in 46 of 53
tournaments. a 271·7 match record
Frizzy and fizzy m a new coiffure -
"a body wave: I've had straigh t hair all 1,,,
my life" -Evert Lloyd looks to Pans r
for a renewal. But what 1f Martina
should muddy the day by rain ing on
Chrissie's Parisian parade? The in·
terseaion of avenues de la Pone
d'AuteH and Gordon Bennett might in-
deed be considered the geographic and I
spiritual crossroads for a career as ex-
emplary as any wroµght in spon
. Whether losing a match or her man. I
Chrissie has been ever the trouper
handling life m the spyglass as so fe-...
are able, never letting on how much 1
the hurts hurt -or how high burns the
competitive fire thal grilled foes in 92
percent of her matches, a figure seven I
points above Navratilova's. I
This 1s what we've come lo expect
from Chn.ssie. one of those folk
heroines who has resided within our
crillcal stare m prim and on lV. and
done 1t admirably. A consummate pro.
she kepi her poise while progressing I
from diffident prodigy to confident
champion . through ooun.ship with Jim-
my Connors and romances with the
likes of Burt Reynolds and a President s
son. Jack Forq. belore senJing in with
John Uoyd.
She has been fortunate in parentage
and Quick to cite Colette and tennis
teacher Jimmr. Evert's "supportiveness
at all times: They loved me when I 1
lost. and ii isn't always that way with
tennis parents. Otherwise 1 could never I
have kept playing ... In her case. if los-
ing has covered only a shver of the I
time. maybe it is all the harder to take.
After all . it's such a stark contrast to the
accustomed order in the world of
Chrisiine Marie Even Uoyd. fW
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When life gets a little rocky. Denver ta/ta to the mountain• for inspiration.
I'm an amateur astronomer. and one
of my favorite things to do i.s go cami>-
ing during the Perseid meteor shower,
which usually occurs one night be-
tween August 12th and 15th. It's really
spectacular -you see ar least one
meteor a minute .
Well, one year. I'd gotten a tor of
friends together to go up into the
mountains for the shower. I told them,
"The Perseid meteor shower will blow
you guys away." We hiked about seven
miles to this little lake in Colorado -I
won't tell you where, 'cause it's a nice
spot, and you know what happens
when everybody finds out. We had a
great evening fishing and then cooking
and eating around the fire. Everybody
was saying. "AJI right. where are your
meteors?" They were due to start about
midnight, but everyone was exhausted.
They said, "You can tell us aJI about it in
the morning." I told them they didn't
know what they'd be missing. I was ly-
ing there watching the stars later. and
soon the meteor shower began. One
went smoking across the sky, and from
all over the campsite I heard. "WOW!
Did you see that?'' My friends had
stayed awake all right. and we were up
most of the night watching meteors.
It was on another trip to see the
meteor shower that l started writing
"Rocky Mountain High " We were up
about 11 ,000 feet. and the trees were
pitch black against the sky. There was
no moon. but there was so much light
from the stars that when you stood
under the trees. there was a little pool
of shadow from the starlight. That real·
ly got me. That and the wind and the
rain and the fire and especially the sky.
You have no idea what the heavens
look like until you spend a night in the
wilderness. +
I'm into gourmet camping these
days. (That's when you bring along a
oouple of bottles of wine or plastic con-
tainers of wine so you don t lrave the
weight of the bottles.) I'm going to write
a book called John Denver's GUide to
Gourmet Camping. Get a whole bunch
of people to send in recipes and anec·
dotes. A great camping drink is caJled a
Snuggler. It's hoc chocolate with pep-
permint schnapps. On one trip with my
wife. Annie, and my secretary, we'd
planned a feast. We brought along fet·
tucine to have with the fish I would
catch. Well. they poured this fettucine
onto my plate, and it seemed kind of
weird to me. In.stead of wa.ter. they'd
accidentally cooked it in the pepper-
mint schnapps, which happens to look
just like water.
My kids like camping. We have this
picture ol Zachary (now 91 on his first
trip when he was about 2. He'd dropped
a big cantaloupe in the dart, and had
go«en stuff aJI over his face. It was 1ust
hilarious. He loved it because no one
sa.id anything'to him about ge«ing dir-
ty. On one trip, every time Anna Kate
(now 7) heard a crack in the woods.
she'd say, 'What was that?" All you can
do is explain to them what the sounds
are and give them confidence in being
outdoors. But it's hard for a little kid to
get up at night and go out in the woods
to go to the bathroom. That's w.hen you
hear, "Oaaaaaad!" The kids love to col·
led thing.s on these trips. Why is it they
always want to bring home·rocks?
Now that I'm a little older. I've
become a ~ntleman camper. I have a
cabin up in the woods in Colorado
When I have a little time away from
work, I just go there and take some
day hikes. On longer trips. I've found
it's eMier to ride horseback and bring
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I prefer
to be netllled
In a canyon
., when I
alng, my
voice will
echo.
The ··bottles of wine are
already "breathing." A guy
takes our horses for us, and
there's nothing to do except
enjoy the feast. The ·next day
we 80 riding, and it's the same
thing all over again. They just
keep moving the campsite.
That's first<.lass camping if I
ever saw it.
But the ideal camping ex-
perience for me is to be with
really good friends, ride to a
little mountain lake, and set
up base camp. One of the
great things in the world is the
smell of good cooking over a
campfire -food just tastes so
much better out in the wilder-
ness. I may have trout that I
catch and some sort of brown-
rice casserole. Of course, I
have my guitar with me. I
prefer the lake to be nestled in
a canyon so when I 80 out
there to sing, my voice will
echo. Now that's nice.
There's something about
the wilderness. about the
woods. that's important to me.
It's in all of my songs. Over
the years dunng my career,
the outdoors has saved me
and my sanity. Going back to
Aspen and seeing those
Rocky Mountajns still there.
well. it's helped me be
strong. 0
ing. where each little luxury
in camp is also a weight in the
pack, the choices are harder.
What every camper must
make certain of is that the
basics do get packed: ade-
quate dothing. shelter and
bedding; cooking provisions.
and simple medical supplies,
Then you can start .debating
with yourself abo~ .the lux-
uries you want to take.
A note about sleeping bags.
If you camp high in Western
mountains, you'll want
something more than the
minimum department-store
bedroll. You can't very well So
wrong with •what is called a
"three-season" style sleeping
bag, insulated with waterfowl
down or one of the better
polyester fills (Hollfil 11.
Quallofil, PolarGuard). What
you don't need -what too
many campers in temperate
climates buy and carry -is
the massive envelope of
highest-quality goosedown.
suitable for sleeping on a
polar icecap.
Also, consider the pad or
mattress. Some people do fine
with thin pads of closed-cell
foam: many campers like
something more between
them and the hard. cold
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By John E. Gibson
TRUE OR FAl..Sll
1. The situations en-
rountered in sports and
games minor those en-
countered ln everyday life.
2. How well you do ai your
favorite sport can depend
on when you play.
3. Even if you have iron
nerves to start with, par-
ticipation in a dangerous,
high-anxiery sport is I ikely
to resuJt in a case of
chronic nervous tension.
4. Most women who run
do it only lo lose weight
and maintain their figures.
S. Athletes differ from non-
athletes only in that they
have bigeer muscles.
~
1. True. A University of
Hartford study reported
that the challenges in a
game ''are dramatic repre-
sent at ions of life
problems." The study also
showed that the way an in-
dividuaJ reacts during sames is an indication of
how he may react in busi-
ness or social situations.
2. True. Studies conducted
at Italy's Institute of Psy-
chology have shown that
in some sports (golf. for ex-
ample). many Pfayers turn
in better performances
during the morning hours.
And University of Chicasc>
studies showed that the
speed and accuracy with
which people perform
motor tasks vary con-
siderably over the day.
3. False. Boston University
studies concerning the
psychoiogicaJ effects of par·
ticlpatlon in high-anxiety
sports, such as scuba div-
ing and sky diving, show
that there is little or no
change in a person's ner-
vous tension level as a I
result of their involvement.
Hig~anxiety sportS, how·
ever. do tend to attract peo-I
pie low in nervous tension.
4. False. A University of
New Mexico study, "Wr>-
rnen Runners' V'tew of J
Running," surveyed a
representative sample of
J 56 female runners vary· I
ing in ase from the teens lo
the SO's. "The women 1
reported that running I
made them feel stronger. I
happier. and better aboul
themselves.. as well ~ •
more relaxed, attractive. I "
feminine and energetic."
5. False. A team of Colum-1 bia University investigators
studied three groups of col·
lege students -49 football
players, 70 tennis players
and 88 non-athletes. It was
found that athletes are I more sociable, extroverted
and tough-minded than
I non-athletes. IW
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ground. If an air mattress is your
choice. better not settle for the cheap
variety that may spring a leak in the
middle of the first night out.
One item that belongs in any
camper's kit these days is a portable
stove (they come in several sizes).
powered by "white" gasoline,
kerosene, butane or propane. You can
no longer oount on scavenging wood,
even in wilderness areas. In some spotS
you have to buy firewood; in others.
fires are prohibited outright.
~ 12• Nol double-checking
everything before you flO. Whatever
gear you settle on. make sure it actually
worlls before you head for the hills.
Fire up the stove -at home. Oaeck all
the flashlights (one per person), and
pack spare batteries and bulbs. Test air
mattres.1es and any new gadget, too.
TNp l~a Nol bracing for bad
weather. Yes, wherever you are going,
it can rain. Always carry excellent raio-
gear. Bring a tent or a tarp, know how
to pitch it by flashlight if need be, and
examine it before each trip for needed
repair (compou~ to seal punctures
and renew worn-out waterproof sur-
faces are available at camping supply
stores). Some auto campers take extra
tarps to pitch over the kitchen. When
buying your first tent. you need the ad-
vice of a camping-supplies specialist.
t.,.. 141 Not facing the po$$ibilily
of trouble. Even the auto camper
needs to know about such outdoor
hazards as hypothennia (dangerous
chilling, often called exposure) and its
hot-weather counterpart. hyperthennia
(heat exhaustion and heat stroke).
Carry a first-aid kit and know how to
use it. Red Cross chapters everywhere
offer a speedy multimedia first-aid
course for a very few dollars: a good in-
vestment for any camper and essential
for a camper with kids.
When you settle into a campground,
it's a scxxl idea to locate the nearest
phone and check out the numbers to
be called in an emergency. Back-
packers should know the shortest trail
back to civilization and carry te'7phone
change with them. /
F .um..Y WEUJ.Y . MAY 6. 1914 11
,.... I Sa TaJUns your car for
granted. Whether you backpack or car
camp, the automobile is a very funda-
mental piece of gear indeed. Get your
vehicle checked over before you go. In
very primitive regjons. like the
Western deserts, you may need to
carry extra supplies for your car, in-
cluding at least a tire pump, extra
radiator water, as, oil, transmission
fluid and a seJection of tools. In arid
country, be sure to carry a substantial
supply of drinking water in your car
at all ilmes. (conhntttd on ~ 12}
CAMPING
t.,.. 161 Following the crowds.
Unsophisticated campers tend to wind
up in campgrounds chockablock with
other families -a sort of suburbia-
under-the-sky. Some people like the
gregariousness, but most campers
welcome a little privacy. As the camp-
ing population grows, it takes a little
extra planning to avoid the crowds.
One trick is to watch the calendar.
Steer clear, if you can. of peak periods:
Memorial Day. the Fourth of July and
Labor Day. If you can't, take advantage
of the reservation systems now
operating in several states for park and
forest camping. Weekdays in general
are a better bet than weekends. and
weeks just before Memorial Day and
just. after Labor Day are under-
populateq and delightful.
Some camping areas, too, are busier
than others. Private campgrounds are
typically long on convenience and
short on privacy. Areas labeled parks,
both nat.ional and state. are often
crowded . If the region you are visiting
contains national forests, ·don't
.I overlook these blocks of government-~ owned land. National forest cam~ ! grounds are numerous. and in them
'$ you often find fewer people. lower fees.
, Jess stringent regulations and more
~ modest facilities. I You don't have to camp in a camp-
% ground at all. though the options for in-
formal camping are not what they used
• to be. Some landowners welcome con-
scientious campers on their property.
and in the Western states there are vast
areas of Federal land -'mostly arid
country controlled by 'the Bureau of
Land Management -where you are
welcome tb throw down your gear by
the side of any minor road. Back-
packers are less likely than other vaca-
tioners to encounter restrictions on
tamping w1'ierev~-
7""' 171 Drivins it into the
ground. Some may differ, but I like a
camping trip to be a camping trip. not a
I 0-state drive-a-thon. I advise resisting
the temptation to "do" a whole series of
parks or landmarks. especially m an
unfamiliar region of the country. Better
to cover less territory and spend more
time in each place you visit.
Tl'tllp 181 (]ettins in over your
head on loot. It's great to use an auto
camp as a base for exploring the
scenery on foot, but go carefully. The
person most likely to get into trouble in
wild country is not the backpacker but
the car camper who strides out of the
campground with little sear and less
respect for the country he is exploring.
If you venture onto unknown ground
on a dayhike, take the jaunt seriously.
Know where you're going, how to get
there. how to get back. Leave word of
your plans with someone. And each
hiker should carry a light pack contain-
ing essentials. My personal checklist
12 FAMILY W CDJ..Y. WAY 6. 1984
•map
•compass
• notebook and pencil
•pocketknife
•flashlight
•water
• a littJe extra food (besides lunch)
• toilet paper
• raingear
• extra clothing for wannth
• matches and a candle for starting
an emergency fire
• first-aid kit (at least one in every
group)
• snakebite kit (in many areas)
• sunglasses, sunscreen. hat (in many
areas) ·
• insect repellenr (in many areas)
-to which you can add camera. bin-
oculars. Frisbee, bird guide. and what·
ever else you wtsh.
INp 191 Psyching yourself out.
You've looked forward to this trip.
You've spent a lot of hours listing and
checking and packing. It's going to be
pertro. Warma--bet.7 ·
A camping trip is a piece of your life.
and it has its low spots as well as its
highs. Try to be flexible. And if the fun
genuinely starts going out of it, don't
hesitate to take a vacation from your
vacation -at a motel.
,,... I 101 Trashing the country
-and spoiling the scene for others.
With millions of Americans camping.
every camper has a responsibility not
to intrude on others -and not to con-
tribute to the wear-and-tear that is
slowly degrading America's recreation-
al landscapes. There's a whole code
and creed of what is called "low impact
camping." For now I'll mention just
three points:
• Late at night especially. avoid ex-
cessive noise and excessive light. And
such noisemakers as portable tape-
decks should be operated at a whisper,
if at all. (If you're going into the wil-
derness. leave th~ items at home.)
• Don't wash dishes. clothes or bodies
directly in the local-lake or stream. or
under the nearest water spigot. Instead.
draw water in a pan and dump it out of
the way. on land. when you finish .
(Some camps have drains for kitchen
wasre -follow local rules.) Put food
·~raps into the garbage.
I f you Lie decided to have the family
peJ along on your excuf'SIOn inlo
the wiJdemess. take a few prerou·
lions. One obvious suggestion : Call
ahead to make sure thm the campmg
area allows animals. For some pet
theon·es on camping. writer Andrea
Darui spoke wilh Dr. lewis Berman.
head of the famed Park Easl Ammal
Hospital in New York Q'ty. ·
Q: What are the main clanaen1
Berman-A pet will probably think he's
part of the natural environment when
camping. so he's more exposed to the
elements of nature than his owners
are. Bees. hornets and . ants can cause
pamlul bites and allergic reactions.
Dogs love to eat toads. but they can get
toad potSOnmg. If you let the dog
wander out of camp. he may get into
trouble with other wildlife.
Q: la camping le9a ule for CAt9
than for~~
Berman. Basically. ~ats. like dogs. set
up their territory and know where they
can go safely outside of the home. But
1f you take animals to strange places.
they have to re-eitablish themselves
When not watching your cat. keep him
confined or in the car -with the win-
dow cracked open. 0th~ -the cat
may run into a wild animaJ andbe even
less able than a dog to defend himself.
• If you have to attend to toilet needs
without a toilet or latrine. there's a right
way lo do it. Get well away from the
trail and any water. Dig a hole about
six mqies deep. When you finish ,
Q: Wbal Mould you brtnp1oal?
Berman. A snakebite kit for yourself as
well as for your dog: You treat
poisonous snakebites in animals much
the same way you do in people But
\OU should of course try to reach a
veterinarian, who will administer a -
polyvatl!nt anti-venom medication and
try to prevent shock or infection in the
animal.
You should also bring along ban·
dages. an antibiotic ointment called
bacitracin and, of course. flea and tic
powder or spray.
Q: Anytbln1 ei.e?
Berman: It's important that the animal's
immunizations for rabies. distemper.
hepatitis. parvo and such are up to date.
II you're camping near borders. have
these vaccination certificates along so
that if you cross the border the guard
won ·1 stop you and make you go back to
a local veterinarian
And since animals like 10 feel at home
wherever they are. you should bring
along their food, rather than give them
vour lehovers. C
FAMILY w uuv. MAY 6 . 198-4 13
replace the soiJ.
By avoiding these traps, you'll give
yourself the freedom to enjoy what's
out there: the excitement of new coun-
try, the pleasure of self-reliance and the
nights out under the dazzling summer
sky. fW
John Horr ~th~ author <51 WallcTng Soffly in the
Wilderness· The Sierra Club Guide 10 Backpack-
ing~ Club)
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5 cience fiax>n has come to
~~~ir~kno~·
the lasei is today being used
to vaporize dangerous tumors, cut
through human tis9.Je. and in trial ex·
periments throughout the country. selec·
tively destroy cancer relJs in the ~
'lungs and other pans of the body. ''The
laser's future in medicine is tremendous,"
says Janos I. Voros. M.0 ., rodirector of
the Laser Research Foundation in New
Orleans. "I lee! that by the year 2050,
almost all surgery in all fields will be
performed with the laser."
The future seems to be fast ap-
proaching. The laser has become the
treatment ot choice for several eye
• disorders -induding diabetic retino-~ pathy. the naoon's leading cause ot blind-~ nes.s in people under 60. In laser·
i equipped offices and operating rooms, ~ gynecologists treat pre<:.ane:erous lesions
~ and attempt to correct previously in·
e operable fertility problems: plastic
surgeons and dermatok>gi.st5 remove
port wine stains and tattoo.s; pcxhatrists
bum off warts.
What does the laser otter that the tradi·
tionaJ surgeon's scalpel cannot? There
are many different lasers. each with its
own properties. The high-heat carbon
dJoxide laser. for instance, absorbs Water.
Because 70 to 90 perrent ot our body
~es are oomposed ot Water. thi.5 nar-
row laser beam can cut precise i~ns
or vaponze tissue. leaving only steam
behind. says Terry A Fuller. Ph.D., direc·
t.or of the t..aser Surgery and Photobiologr
Institute at Sinai Hospital in Detroll
The argon laser penetrates more deep-
ly than the carbon dioxide one. It is used
in a process known as photocoagulation
~ to seal off blood v~ or "thermally
o destroy tis.sue," Fuller explains.
; The still~mental neodymium Yag £ laser can penetrate "four to five times
} more deeply than the argon laser.'' Fuller
• reports. Researchers are exploring its&. ~ ability to stop hemorrhages and destroy
~ larse tumors. ts Often. instead of admitting a patient to
o the hospital and administering general
anesthesia. a physician equipped with
a laser can administer treatment right
an his office using a local anesthetic.
"Laser surgery" often means sm1ng down
for 20 mmutes while your physiaan
"zaps" you.
Extensive surgery and certam other
laser treatments must still be performed
in the hospital under general anesthesia.
Voros and Fuller add. but even so, ex-
pera assert that this treatment will cause
less bleeding, reduce the risk or infection,
14 FAMll YWtDU..Y. WA~ 6 . 1914
"Unfortunately. there's a
lot of quaclcery: using the
laser for relief of pain. face.
lifts. and curing paralysis,"
says Leon CJoldrnan, MD ..
director" of the l.Mef Treat·
ment Center and Re!eardl
Laboratory at the Jewish
Hospital of Cincinnati. While
"laser acu re" is uSed
in China ~n 4"elief, Dr.
CJoldman says thal we lack
controlled studies of its effec-
tiveness in lh1s country
Similarly. he adds.
testimonials that laser
treatments can cure herpes
have yet to be proven.
Therefore. before you seek
or agree to laser treatment.
be certain that the approach
Is lesitimate and that your
physician has lhe proper
training. The American
Society for Laser Medicine
and Surgery. based in
Wausau, Wis.. acts as a
Df!rrnatologlst1 can now corr«t some ~ prol> clearingho~ and ~ ~~
tenu. such as birthmarks, with lightning speetJ. you to qualified speciahsts m your area.
and leave less scar tissue behind. To treat
certain disorders. doctors only need to iJl.
sert thin fiber-optic tubes capable of car·
rying laser light deep into the body -a
method far 1ess invasive than a tradi,.
tional seal~. Furthermore. laser opera-
tions take less time to perform and prove
less painful for the patient.
This surgery is not without its
In an experimenta I erapy called
photOf'Odjalion. doctors are using /ow.
levels of laser light to destroy oonc:er cells.
hazards, however. Highly specialized
training is required to use the laser, and
the unskilled practitioner risks serious
injury to the patient "because you're
moving at the speed or light," Dr. Voros
stresses. The powerful Yag laser has
many positive applications. but, Dr.
Fuller warns, "You always run the risk
or causing too much damase."
While lasers seem to have a place in
almost every medical specialty. here's a
brief rundown of current uses:
Opbthamoloo. 'The laser has in·
troduced treatments where none
previously existed," says Stuart L. Fine.
M.D .. director of lhe Retinal Vascular
Center at the Wilmer Eye Institute or
the Johns Hopkins Hospital in
Baltimore. Specialists beam lasers to
seal. cauterize or destroy the abnormal
btood vessels-that character i:ze diabetic
retinopathy, macuJar deaeneration (the
leading cause of blind.n~ in people
over 60), and other conditions affecting
the back of the eye. They can also
vaporize secondary (though not
primary) cataract membranes and
make a tiny opening in the iris to
r~uce Che nuid and -prem.i~ buildup
associated with glaucoma.
GYDeCOloo With the help of the
laser. gynec:oT~ vaporiz.e precan-
cerous lesions in the cervix, perform
fertility surgery, and treat chronic. un·
controllable menstrual bleeding -a
condition for which approximately
150,000 women each year undergo
hysterectomies. Dr. Fuller estimates. At
the Laser Research Foundation in N!W
Orleans. Dr. Voros and his associates
unblock obstruded fallopian tubes.
reconstrud them. and even remove
dangerous tubal presnancies. Their
success rate in treating endometriosis
- a condition that can cau~ infertility
-is 65 percent. Dr. Voros says. as
compared to the 35 percent success
NeiuololY-Neurosurgeons are ~
ing u<e laser to destroy brain and spinal
tumors. "Tumors that have a rich
blood supply are very difficult to
remove." Dr. FuJler points out, because
"bleeding could be a major side effect."
The laser reduces bleedina and allows
for greater precision. thus making this
delicate surgery less risky.
Guboe:ateroloa-Lasers pro-
jected through fiber-<>ptic tubes are
used to stop gastrointestinal bleeding
and, experimentally, to destroy
cancerous tumors in the G.l. tract.
Podiatry. In addition to treating
warts. different kinds of fungus and in-
fected nails, podiatrists use the laser to
get rid of neuromas (benign tumors
composed of dusters of nerve tissue).
When removed by traditional surgical
techniques. neuromas have a tendency
to recur, but laser surgery reduces the
recurrence rate dramatically. Post-
operative discomfort is also decreased.
Oto~olo1Y· Ear·nose·and·
throat special&Sts have found lasers to
be a valuable tool in some ear opera·
tions They have successfully vaporized
vocal cord growths known as pap1l·
lomas, as well as other lesions. In the
mouth, throat, and farther down the
aerodigestive tract, the laser can
destroy larger, obstructive tumors.
Cancer ReM!IU'Cb. In addition to
being used on cancero~ tumors. the
laser may have another place in cancer
treatment, in an experimental pro-
cedure known as photoradiation ther-
apy. The treatment begins"tVilh the m·
jedion of a special drug which is ab-
sorbed by cancerous tissues. Then row·
levels ot ta.se-r llght are projected
through fiber-0p1 lc tubes to the site or
the disease ..... not to vaporize the
tumor, but to set up a photochem\cal
reaction which will selectively destroy
the malignant cells.
~.Still experimental, too.
..-efforts to use the laser l<> unciog
coronary arteries. Ideally. the laser
wouJd eliminate plaque that has built
up around the arteries of the heart.
This would not replace cardiac surgery,
points out C. Richard Conti. M.D .. chief
of the division of cardiology at the
University of Florida in Gainesville, but
it might well delay surgery.
What else does the ruture hold?
Researchers are working on techniques
to connect blood vessels and weld
together seve red nerves. says Dr.
Goldman. Summarizes Dr. \bros, "The
laser will revolutionize surgery." In
some fields. it seems. it has already. IW
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~YING LAWYERS
WllllOUT TEARS
By Sounders M. Bridges Jr.
wyers fees today can
be staggeringly high;
herefore, many individ-
als who require legal
advice rule it out because they
can't afford it. Now an increas-
ingly popular concept in con-
sumer protection known as
the pre-paid legal plan is
I allowing people to seek the
aid of a lawyer when they
need it, without being barred
bv the cost
· A pre-paid l~al plan is sim-
ilar to a medical insurance
policy In return for a periodic
premium. members are pro-
nded with specified services
' .,.·henever the need to see a
lawver arises.
Judging from the recent
growth of these plans, that de-
mand appears to be great
Ten million Americans now
have legal coverage, up from
less than 50.000 a decade ago.
~loreover. it is estimated that
the ranks of plan participants
will have risen to between 25
and SO million by 1990.
Plans can be sponsored by
employers (who either pay
·the premiums as a fringe ben-
efit or dedua all or part of the
cost from employee pay-
checks). by unions (which pay
premiums from dues). or by
other groups or associations
that want to provide this ser-
vice to members.
The sponsor a.rraJl8eS with
an administrator: such as a
trust fund or insurance com-
pany. to operate the plan on a
day-to-<iay basis. The adminis-
trator uses the premiums to
pay bills submitted by the at-
torneys who provide legal ser-
vices to the plan members.
The amount of money par-
t1c1pants save depends on
how much they have to pay
for the service (premiums can
run as high as $200 annually)
and what type of legal ex-
penses they incur. Legal plans
also vary widely in the
amount of coverage they offer.
The most limited benefLts
are provided by "acces.s'"
plans. which allow members
to consult a lawyer for simple
legal services Plan par-
11c1pants receive telephone
advice. simple letters and
specified types of legal
documents at no cost. For
more complex matters. addi-
tional fees are charged to the
member. but usually at lower-
than-nonnal rates.
"Comprehensive" plans of-
fer broader services. They are
designed to meet 90 percent
of the personal l~al needs of
middle-class families. Most of
them. for example, cover
divorces. wills and adoptions.
but exclude business-related
matters.
There is also variance· in
the freedom allowed mem-
bers to choose their attorneys.
"Closed-panel" plans pay only
for lawyers approved by the
administrator. "Open-panel"
Within a few
yea13, legal
inauunce wlU be
aa available -
and aa common
-aa medlcal
coverage.
policies allow members to use
any licensed attorney. but 1f
rhe fee exceeds specified
levels the member must pay
lhe difference.
Many plans use a combi-
nation of open and closed
panels. General Motors. for
example. provides its
employees with a full-time
staff of 200 lawyers and a lisr
of several thousand private ar-
tomeys who have agreed to
the plan's rate schedule.
If you are not currently par-
t ici pat in g in a group-
sponsored scheme. you may
soon be able to buv this
coverage. A number. of large
insurance companies are
already experimenting with
pre-paid legal insurance . for
individuals. One corporation.
CIGNA. is offering its plan in
SlX states through nyers in-
cluded with Visa and Master-
Card bills. Many experts
predict that within a few years
legal msu ranee will be as
available -and as common
-as medical coverage. fW
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a wnter m South Carolma
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lor parents to come up with imme-
diate. direct and credi/M CJ11St48S.
Sol Gordon -who could be called /he
Dr. Spock of sex educalion -and his
wife, Judilh, have written a book on
this {X!Tmlal responsibilily: Raising a
Olild Con9ef'Vative!y in a Sexually Per·
missive World (Simon & SdrusJer).
Author Stephani Cook recently ~
p/ored the issue with Dr. Gordon, who
is a professor of ch11d and family
sJudies a/ Syracuse Uniuersi.ty as well
as the dim:tor of The Institute for
Family Research and EducaJion there.
Q: What is the one question you are
asked most often?
A: Parents want to know whether it
isn't hannful to give too much informa-
tion to their children, and children -
well, let's say teenagers -worry
whether it's nonnal not to have sex.
Q: Let's talk about the question from
parents first .
A:. The critical issue as that knowledge
is not hannful. If you tell children more
than they want to know, they just tum
you off, or get bored. Inappropriate
behavior is not stimulated by too much
• infonnation. but rather by ignorance
and unresolved curiosity.
Q: What about Jettin~ the school ban·
dle the infonnation-gJving part?
A:. Parents have to know that they are
the sex educators of their children.
whether they choose to do it well or
'"'b~y. The schools are just filling in for
the parents who do it badly.
Q: You make the point that informa-
tion is not the same as consent.
A:. Parents who talk to their kids about
sexuality -indeed, even about birth
control -will have kids who will delay
their own initiation Into sex, and when
they do have it, they wm be more
responsible.
Q: How do you feel about sexual activi·
ty among teenagers?
A:. Both my wife and I think that teen-
agers should not have sexual inter·
course. It's a health hazard, they are
too young, too vulnerable, too readily
available lor exploitation. and they
don't use contraception.
Q: How old does the child have to be
before you can broach this subject?
A:. If you are what I call an "askable"
parent, the chiJd will start asking ques-
tions at 3. 4 and 5 years of age, and it's
your respons.ibility to answer truthfully.
Let children know that while sex is
prilXlle, it is not secret.
Q: Back to the question that teenagers
ask most -about whether it's normal
not to have sex.
A:. There's a great deal of societal
pressure on most kids for sexual in·
volvement, and we have to reassure
them it's OK not to. Also, parents need
to let them know that sex is not the
same as love. AV
5'1!phom Cook 1s coouJhor ol Healthy Sex
And Keeprng h Thai Way (Simon & Schuster).
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llOGLY V ID
U otil th. ose mini·
IDDYies lmd! from ha
90lll5 ame-._ the
record illCblry Jermed lo be
on ils 1a:9I ... em wilh the
phenomenal populariry of
rock video. broadcact over
M1V 00 cable and. lab!fy, OD
rnaj>r ~ the music
business is booming. How-
ever. that boom may bus if"
the oondu:sions ol a study
done by International
Resoura-~. fuc.
(I.RD.) are borne oti.
Music videos CDu6d 80 the
way ol video s-nes. whose
popularly Bared b a year
or So and then bepl a slow
lime. I .RD.' s Joan de RelJ
explains thar "the simiari-
ties betweer1 the r.:> are
striking. They bolh appeal
to the same ldde. fati9h.
12-to-2..,,._-Gd • IPO'IP
and ewntualy beoome boring
in their~"
Should the inle'elt in music
you watch begirt m taper olf.
the decline wiU also alet:!
manufacturers of video tape
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l M1V s 15 million subscribers.
: Hardly music to the music in·
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much a pan ol
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ContlnentaJ is
~ng a new ooveraee program
-the first ot ks kind -to aid
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BiDnoe plan... In the case
al a loll or kidnaped child, the
insurance company will pay
up to $20,000 in reward
money. SS,000 to advetise
the reward. and will spring for
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inve.9tigatot
The plan also insures the
pobcy hokta v~
crUlle and ~ thee Of
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Uldudes ·~ luts ol ther4'JY • loltwork ~ IOd
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